Cosmo

Cosmo is consulting the stars.
He's taking his time.

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Cosmo reads your daily horoscope.

Twelve signs. Uncomfortably specific. Cosmo has opinions.

Dollar Fortune
Dollar Fortune
Dollar Fortune
The full birth chart. 2,000+ words about you.
Match
Match
Match
Compatibility with anyone. Directional and honest.
Grand Fortune
Grand Fortune
Grand Fortune
Your life decade by decade. Pick any era.
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
Lucky Day
Best dates for the big moves. Marriage to surgery.
Yearly Fortune
Yearly Fortune
Yearly Fortune
Month by month. Any year. Including the past.
Cosmo Card
Collect Cosmo Cards
Holographic cat cards. Gotta catch 'em all.
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Dollar Fortunes delivers brutally honest zodiac readings by Cosmo — an indifferent orange tabby who already knows what you're avoiding. $1 per reading. No subscriptions. No wellness vibes.

Daily Horoscope

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My Readings

Everything Cosmo has told you.

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Your Library

Every reading Cosmo has judged you with.

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🍪 Cookie Shop

One Cookie unlocks one reading. Cosmo accepts nothing less.

Taste Tester
🍪 1 Cookie
$0.99
Cookie Jar
🍪 3 Cookies
+ 1 bonus Crumb
$2.97
Cookie Monster
🍪 5 Cookies
+ 2 bonus Crumbs
$4.95
BEST
Cookie Hoarder
🍪 10 Cookies + 1 bonus
+ 3 bonus Crumbs
$9.90
⚡ Convert Currency

Cookies are Cosmo's primary currency. Trade down for more card pulls if you want.

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